The sexual frustration is real right now. Extremely real.
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow
Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war
Mulan: I saved motherfucking China
Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple
DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!
If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.
Okay I know I am extremely gay and it’s like ew penis, but man the sexual tension between me and this coffee shop guy. He works there and is like hardcore crushing on me and I’m like damn magically grow a vagina pls.
Ew penis. :’)
This made my day.
Haha thanks 💕
The sexual tension between you and an untouched jar of Nutella.